REVIEW: Alien Intruder – Chosen by odyssey

Tagline: In space man is not the only creature that kills for sport

Suggested Replacement Tagline: Saved the state some money on that one!

Theme: Babylon 5, Crime Patrol and love – obsessive love.

Plot overview:

In the year 2022 four prisoners win freedom by volunteering to take on a mission to rescue a space ship from the infamous G-Sector - a place from where no one has ever returned. Once inside the dangerous area, terror takes hold as members of the crew begin to die.

Ant’s balanced view:

“Ariel, Ariel, I love you” I cried after putting up with the full 90 minutes of this Tosh. A totally unoriginal Sci fi bore fest, Alien Intruder is the usual space siren story. Sadly it all goes terribly wrong when VR is thrown in for good measure (to pad the film further). The scog plays the siren and is simply not attractive enough to be a convincing lure for the ‘heroes’ of the film. After a long wait and mass of terrible acting Billy Dee Williams comes up good with some of the most ridiculous acting I have ever seen. “Ariel, I LOVE YOU, DON’T YOU SEE – I did it all for you Ariel” he shouts with such passion and vigour in his voice, yes the passion and vigour of a 90 year old prosser humping a yak on Viagra.

Overall percentage: 50%