REVIEW: A Crack In the Floor – chosen by Ant

Tagline: Something Terrible Awaits Underneath…

Suggested Replacement Tagline: Something Terrible Awaits inside this DVD box…

Theme: The Scog, Red Necks, clothed rape

Plot overview:

On the way through the mountains during a hiking trip, three young couples are met by a group of perversley dangerous locals--including Tyler Trout (Gary Busey), a man obsessed with murdering chickens--before making camp in a seemingly vacant cabin. However, the group is unaware of an evil life form lurking in the cabin's basement. A man named Jeremiah is watching them through a crack in the floor, ready and waiting to exercise his inner demons on anyone who has the misfortune of crossing his path. He is haunted by a terrible childhood trauma involving his mother's rape and murder, leaving him with murderous desires. While the campers rest in fear of who (or what) is hanging about outside the cabin walls, they are yet to behold the horror that dwells beneath them.

Rudi's ramblings:

The Scog gets raped by a pair of Hillbillies even though she and they are fully clothed! Gary Busey makes a cameo appearance due to being blackmailed over an incident which occurred during the filming of Point Break. And that is all that can be said in favour of A Crack In The Floor. The rest of the film is the usual teen slasher/horror rubbish which suffers from the problem that you care nothing for the characters and hope they get killed quickly so the film will end sooner.

Overall percentage (not an average): 7.3%