REVIEW: Space Fury – Chosen by Ant.

Starring: Michael Pare
Director: Eli Necakov
Year: in the 20th century
Tagline(s): Trapped in space with a killer amongst them…
Suggested replacement tagline: A special effects sci-fi thriller, without the special effects.
Theme: Gorlilla munch, titanium implants, crap insanity.

Plot overview:

Two American astronauts are involved in a collision with a Russian space station. One of them is more than he appears; a terrorist with plans to sabotage the mission...

Review:

Lovable prostitute killer Conrad finds himself stuck on a Russian space station with a balding Russian taxi driver, Renee a French lady with an American accent and a dodgy hairstyle and Max a token African-American who advertises Orbit Cola and also has a head made of titanium. The plot is merely a sideshow to the laughable sets, props and acting. Without these this film would be no more watch able than a Brad Dourif home video.

The best thing about Space Fury is the beginning where it looks like someone has emptied a packet of breakfast cereal over the screen.

Overall percentage: 67%

(Above) I thought someone stole my box of cereal from the cupboard, what pisses me off is that they could have bought their own box for the film.

(Above) Quality CGI, George Pukeass would be proud.

(Above) When will the learn that models are better.

(Above) This old cliche, the black set with the big table and a load of men in suits. What a load of crap, could they really not afford a more realistic set?

(Above) No he's not having a crap. Michael Parre is playing a lunatic in this film.

(Above) He is not pleased that he has been awarded a Herman for crap acting.