REVIEW: Shredder chosen by Rudi

Starring: Annoying American teenagers
Director: Greg Huson
Tagline(s): Prepare to be Ice’d
Suggested replacement tagline: (original too good to replace)
Theme: Juk-ing sheriffs, confused annoying teenagers.

Bobbys babble:

A car load of annoying American teenagers make their way to the ski resort as fuel for serial killer ‘shredders’ highly entertaining hobby. I will point out that after putting up with the onscreen irritants that are the annoying teen yanks for just 5 minutes Shredder has our full support. To cheer him on we give him the title ‘Shredzies’
Already we are able to predict who survives and who dies, yes unfortunately 2 of them do survive. God they’re so annoying I wish I had Shredzies job. If you want to know how annoying they are, imagine being tied up with Robbie Williams singing into your ear and the light house family sorting your music selection, whilst being tied up, yep they are that annoying.
Annoying teen yank No. 2 tries to break through the closed down ski resorts gate using a flare in attempt to burn through the chain He then goes about using a car jack to break the chain and so on, showing off the same level of stupidity as a mole on cake running down a road.
Shredzie despises snowboards as much as I do Bill Gates and will stop at nothing to deal with them. First to go is the useless sheriff who accepts a bribe from the kids to let them stay in the hut. He is mutilated with a screwdriver whilst sitting it his hut thinking of having a sly Tommy tank.
Next up Annoying teen yank 3 with a swift icicle to the chest. Shredzie deals with another annoying tosser, he then shows his true hate for snowboards and begins smashing up Annoying teen yank 3’s snowboard with an axe.
Annoying teen yank 1 gets too friendly with Shredzie and fails to take a hint from him to leave the ski resort. Thinking she has got rid of Shredzie she goes to jump off the lift forgetting to undo her scarf which Shredzie has tactically tied to the lift and ends up hanging from it, nice one Shredzie.
Annoying teen yank 5 gets an axe to the leg and is then killed by a poker in the eye.
Annoying teen yank 2 is beaten to death with a spade, particularly amusing death.
Annoying teen yank 7 dies somehow.
Annoying teen yank 4 displays some useless driving skills but fools Shredzie into thinking she’s dead.
The final and best bit is the end where Shredzie is driving an ice shredder tractor thing towards the last of the annoying kid, Shredzie reveals herself to be some girl who they met earlier, as if you hadn’t guessed. Shredzie then foolishly steps into the firing line of Annoying teen 5 who has made a miraculous come back with a shotgun. Shredzie then falls into the ice shredder and turns into a rag doll that gets sucked through the ice shredder and mutilated, a very unfortunate ending for such an awesome character.

Overall percentage: 76%