REVIEW: Ride or Die

Starring: Duane Martin, Vivica a. Fox
Director: Craig Ross Jr
Year: 2003
Tagline(s): The music biz owns you from the label to the grave
Suggested replacement tagline: The pinnacle of Duanes career, the biggest low for everyone else.
Theme: Droning ‘gangsta’ rappers

Ride or Die was made to help with the current problem that is facing us all at the moment – the uncontrolled explosion in the population of droning gangster rappers. The current plan seems to be to shunt them into low budget films like this where hopefully they will never be seen again. We were pleased to see that at least 6 rappers were fatally career wounded during the making of this pointless tale of rap music industry corruption.

Overall percentage: 3%