REVIEW: In the Kingdom of the Blind – Chosen by Rudi

Plot overview:

A New York police officer is dragged into the Mafia investigation when a mob boss is killed and his estranged brother is the main suspect. He is forced to choose between risking his own life and protecting his brother's.

Ant's balanced view:

Michael Bein makes a stunningly shit start to a film in which the first five minutes is seemingly unrelated to the rest of this total tosh. This is my theory as regarding the film; someone comes up with an idea for a film starring MB as a religious fruit cake, they start making the film but due to budgeting calculations performed by British civil servants they run out of money 5 minutes into making the film. With the remaining $50 of an initial £10,000,000 they embark on making a terrifically boring talkathon mafia film with no more than 3 sets and a bunch of hopeless actors that were so desperate for work that they offered to do the film for nothing just to forward their extinct careers. The end.
PS it really is utter rubbish.

In the actual kingdom of the blind this film is quite popular due to them not being able to see it. It is even more popular in the kingdom of the deaf and blind, for obvious reasons.

Overall percentage (not an average): 15%