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REVIEW: Barbarian Queen – Chosen by Ant.

Tagline: No man (except Zag) can touch her naked steel (or wants to)
Suggested Replacement Tagline: Proof that Arian’s walked the earth
Theme: Al Leong in time.

Plot overview:

No Man Can Posses Her. No Man Can Defeat Her.
On the eve of her wedding, the beautiful Amathea (Lana Clarkson) sees her world dissolve - her prince groom imprisoned, her village razed, her friends raped and slaughtered. Becoming the Barbarian Queen, she vows revenge and retribution. With savage charm and deadly skill, the Barbarian Queen and her female warriors entice, then destroy their adversaries. Her power and beauty are legendary... she is the Barbarian Queen!

Ant’s balanced view:

Remember the good old days? The days when you could rape and pillage without remorse? Well watching barbarian queen is about as enjoyable as being one of the virgin maidens in a village being pillaged, with a dozen flesh hungry murdering martial arts serial killer rapist barbarians closing in on you (with hard ons). Probably best to avoid this film then especially seeing as it stars Frank Zag.

Overall percentage (not an average): 20%