REVIEW: The Bagman

Starring: Stephanie Beaton
Director: Rae Fitzpatrick
Year: 2003
Tagline(s): The cutting edge of fear
Suggested replacement tagline: It’s amazing what you can do with a camcorder and some out of work actors.
Theme: Bags, death, urination.

Overview:

At 17 years of age, Jack Marshall's house was burned down in mysterious circumstances which killed his parents and left his body badly burned. A disfigured pariah, he was soon murdered by a classmate. Now, fifteen years later, his reunited classmates are being killed one by one. Is the vengeful spirit of Jack snuffing out his tormentors or did they forget to check if he was really dead?

Reviews:

Bi-sexual Lisa Riley look alike Jack AKA The Bagman, decides he’s a bit miffed after being drowned and urinated on by a bunch of adults in school uniform. So rather unusually decides to bump them off with nothing more than a few sound effects and an unconvincing machete. This being a film featuring the talents (all two of them) of Stephanie Beaton, it is of course filmed with camcorders and features the usual sickening soft porn sequences. In summary it’s great.

Overall percentage: 43%

(Above) Kids can be cruel but adults dressed as kids can be deadly

(Above) Don't worry the Bagman will sort this lot out later

(Above) The Bagman gets to work. He finds cutting through a fake arm surprisingly easy.

(Above) Stef is a little shocked to discover she actually has to try and act rather than just lie on her back

(Above) Another surprise for Stef when the Bagman tells her she's not his type.

(Above) The Bagman only minces the finest ingredients. Why, we're not sure.

(Above) No it's not John Prescott eating a pizza, it's the Bagman in all his glory.