Diary of the Shit film marathons

Shit film marathons are days where we feel stupid & insane enough to watch a series of shockers in one day. To keep ourselves sane, we sometimes keep a diary of these days. Let them enlighten you.

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‘Chronicles of the shit film marathons’

Episode IV: A NEW DESPAIR

Shit film marathon – 19/09/04 – The day of the Maniacs.

11:39am Start watching Space Fury – in good spirits. Packet of cereal emptied onto screen.
11:41am Pissing our selves at the appalling sets, props and special fx.
12:40pm Coffee break for Ant and Bobby. Sanity break for Michael Paré.
12:45pm Paré starts dribbling.
13:20pm Start watching Fear
13:41pm Feeling very bored. Film not going anywhere interesting at all.
14:34pm Only 18 minutes left of Fear, thank goodness.
14:41pm Only 11 minutes left of Fear…. ….YEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!
14:43pm Villains nob trapped in mouse trap, providing a tiny amount of amusement.
14:52pm This pain ends.
14:55pm The pain of Phobic begins
15:35pm Nothing has happened in Phobic and it’s utter shite so we begin to spin on…
15:47pm High speed Phobic ends (thank Christ)
15:48pm Pariah begins – Our lives begin to end…..
15:53pm Neo Nazi new romantics have never had it so good.
21:00pm Continued watching Cat Women
ver had it so good.
21:00pm Continued watching Cat Women
22:03pm The End. We survived, but only just.

Episode V: THE TOP TWENTY STRIKES BACK

Shit film marathon 02/09/04 – Suicide Saturday

8:40am I am preparing for the day by writing this and the above nonsense.
9:55am We start watching raging angels….. …a real Wild Card.
11:30am Raging Angels finishes in style and is revealed as a classic
11:40am We start watching Desert Passion a quasi hybrid porn mess
12:38am Witchcraft X begins – British camcorder action
13:47pm Witchcraft X is still going and is one of the best shit films ever
14:20pm Witchcraft X is finished – Merchant of Death goes on it’s a Nu Image film! Aargh!
17:06pm Just finished watching Pervirella. It was terrible.
17:12pm We start watchin Moon base, it looks promising.
17:13pm We die of boredom…………..