The Shit Film rankings

Section 1: The top 40 Shit films.

This is the best of the shit, films you can come back to again and again.

1) Expect no Mercy
2) Class of 1999
3) Cyborg Cop
4) Tough & Deadly
5) Ticker
6) Hired To Kill
7) Hidden Tiger
8) The Bad Pack
9) Raging Angels
10) Traitors Heart
11) Phoenix 2
12) Back in Action
13) Maniac cop 2
14) Death Ring
15) Crash and Byrnes
16) Top of the World
17) The Ultimate Weapon
18) Deadly Heroes
19) Space Fury
20) Shredder
21) The Brain
22) Talons of the Eagle
23) Hard Hunted
24) Witchcraft X
25) Alien Intruder
26) Moon 44
27) Enter the Shootfighter
28) Some things never die
29) Space Marines
30) Class of Nuke’em High
31) The Alternate
32) Shakedown
33) Razor Blade Smile
34) Shadow Fury
35) Maniac Cop 3
36) Maniac Cop
37) Desert Thunder
38) TC2000
39) Extreme Dragon
40) The Day of the Dragon Soldier

Section 2: The very worst 10 shit films

These are the films that really should be avoided at all costs, films that can upset your sanity and drive you over the edge. They have been known to cause suicide in some cases - you have been warned.

1) Pariah
2) Spontaneous Combustion
3) Howling VI
4) Boggy Creek 2
5) The Revenge of the Psychotronic Man
6) To be the best (Represents Michael Worth’s contribution to Hollywood- Hollywood dvd that is.)
7) Karate Kill (Represents all shit kung fu films)
8) A nymphoid barbarian in dinosaur hell
9) Invasion Earth
10) Phobic
11) Psycho Cop
12) Blackmail
13) Legion of the dead
14) Ride or Die
15) Ca12) Blackmail
13) Legion of the dead
14) Ride or Die
15) Caught Up

Section 3: The very best shit film male actors

1) Buzzy ‘So here I am’ Kerbox
2) Wil Matthew
3) Kerry 'witchcraft'Knowlton
4) John P ‘corporal punishment’ Ryan
5) Dennis ‘O’Harper’ Hopper
6) Michael Paré
7) Roddy ‘fucking die then’ Piper
8) Billy ‘Continue’ Blanks
9) Matthius ‘Herman the German’ Hues
10) Wolf ‘ON’ Larson
11) Frank ‘Top Secret’ Zagarino
12) Patrick ‘Pat Kilpat’ Kilpatrick
13) Bryan ‘not sure about his sexuality’ Thompson
14) Bryan “Big” Genesse
15) R.J ‘Fuck’ Moore

Bonus Award – for terrible performances again and again – Don ‘the drag goon’ Wilson.

Section 4: The very best shit film actresses

1) Alonna Shaw
2) Eileen ‘you know fuck all’ Daley
3) Tracy ‘The Scog’ Scoggins
4) Prescilla ‘Trout’ Barnes
5) Jenilee ‘ultra ming’ Harrison
6) Meg ‘a ming 2’ Foster
7) Cynthia Rothrock
8) Dona ‘I faked that orgasm’ Speir (representing all Andy Sidaris semi porn actresses)
9) Stephanie Beaton
10) Bridgett Neilson

Section 5: The very best shit film directors

1) Sam Firstenburg
2) Andy Sidaris
3) Steve Cohen
4) Zale Dalen
5) Michael Cooney